iTs JuSt NoT tO BE +// soRRy.

2008-12-09T04:40:00.000-08:00

haha im back frm malaysia (which i went for 8 days). hehe it was fun and actuallly was meant to be 7 days but we decided to stay in malacca on the way down (we drove) for one night (shopping spreeeeeeeeee!) lols. but it was quite weird actually 'cos when we were in KL, out of the 5 meals we ate there, 2 were macs (omg you know the macs in KL gives away free shaker fries like o_O) and 2 were peranakan food (woooo ABK ftw!)

sian, tmr leaving for church camp again, be away from home sweet home (and bed sweet bed) for another three days.. which wouldnt be so bad besides the fact that I'll be missing movie with ruiyi weeqin and TZY! T.T sian why must wait so long then miss it ):

Abused words in Malaysia

1. IMBA
2. RPG (rocket propelled gemok xD)
3.ANGSTY!!

ciao! [:

2008-11-14T21:37:00.000-08:00

yay second blog post! hahaha and meiyi has requested that i say *bleeeep* "mei yi looks way cuter then brandon when she was young" haha okay i said it! haha and i dont understand the comparison anyway, because I'm not a SHE! ><>

2008-11-12T06:11:00.000-08:00

hellooo. hahas posting after eoys (way after eoys) anyway i knwo this blog is dead so if you're actually reading this you'd be like the first. anyway, i was just feeling siannnish (new word!) today cos i wasted like 2+hrs going to hockey (or not) and back.

2:00
-left house and walked in the freakin' hot sun to the mrt

3:00
-reached school sweating and feeling sucky

3:15
-padded up and ready to go, then...
- THUNDER
-ohhh yeah! hahas then coach says no training, blah blah
-and we move on to making fun of the softballers playing in the rain (with thunder, mind)
-lols and btw, they holding METAL RODS!! (bats)

After
-went j8 to eat the EX EX EX 3.50 meal with chips+fries+nachos which were quite nice
-went home, bathe, slack , go parkway to buy slippers (lost them) and jeans (too small. yeah! im growing! xD)

ok there. blog post for you kayy? xD

ps. some random guy asked me if i was vietnamese. LIKE O_o and i gave him that face and walked away

pps. do i look vietnamese? xD

2008-09-16T04:09:00.000-07:00

okayy. im back after a break. (notice these "breaks" will keep getting longer till my blog dies eventually) lol today i changed seats with samuel (because he had a fight with QH or something i dunno.) and I'm sitting at the side of the class. and it totally sucks man. okok. qihang is okay. but want to see the screen then have to turn my neck like 80+ degrees wah after that super pain. ohhyeah, then during chinese mrslim came in and she said we had to go for assembly (nothing uncommon) for CCA VERIFICATION!! and nick was like HUH?! omgomgomg. ahahs. super funny. see what happen to nick tomorrow (:

okok. gtg do some dumb atomic bomb projects. (okay its not dumb. phots are extremely gory and if you like that kind of thing then, yeah. xD)

2008-09-09T04:49:00.000-07:00

haha first day of school yesterday! (:
it was quite okay thoough, after a few periods didn't even feel like first day anymore.
and nick was absent (probable mourning hs hard disk drive, sick with grief)
which reminds me. I NEED A NEW COM!! even photoshop lags on my com ><
lol and when i try running lotsa high-demand programs together like msn, azureus and a full-screen game, it takes like a whole minute to open a chat window like o.O

sigh. mac or pc?

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust

ps. LOL IMBA SONG i respect the lyriscist man.

2008-09-06T03:09:00.000-07:00

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I'm not gonna move,
Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand,
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am,
Some try to hand me money they don't understand,
I'm not... broke I'm just a broken hearted man,
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do,
How can I move on when I've been in love with you...

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

People talk about the guy
Whos waiting on a girl...
Oohoohwoo
There are no holes in his shoes
But a big hole in his world...
Hmmmm

ps. omg this is THE ULTIMATE emo song. hmmm. did i just say emo song?

2008-09-06T02:48:00.000-07:00

haha! just changed my blogskin. with help and motivation of course xD and i have to honor my part of the bargain so... here i am, posting :D of course, what's posting without significant events to talk about? (and make fun of!)

yesterday was marcus' (early) bithday celebration AND IT TOTALLY OWNED. OWNED as in OWNED with a P and a T. (i agree, that dosen't make sense. but who cares? it sounds nice.) lol first i asked ruiyi to fetch me there. (usually I'd ask marcus but how to ask birthday boy to fetch? paiseh la. xD) ruiyi said 3.30 and we got there super early like wayy before everyone else... and yuzhen smsed ruiyi saying she'd be late so we waited... and waited... till zhiyuan showed up and marcus and we started swimming and the girl started swimming. lol and crystal was our "dog" hwo was supposed to get the ball. we and marcus tried to start a game but zhiyuan and the girls dint want so too bad. then we went to play tennis and badminton and fool arnd with the barbeque thingy (which caught everyone's short lived attention for a record breaking 5MINS!!) . haaah. JIAN ZHAO. ohh. and i played TEETEE/T.T/TITI and i won!! xD and no, contrary to popular beleif chinyee was just my card-holder HAHA jkjk. hmmm got alot of other fun stuff but if i post all my blog with be one whol frickin' long post.

ps. got a new tagboard be the first to post!! xD
pps. i just discovered my taste for psychedelic skins :DDDD

2008-07-18T02:20:00.000-07:00

well, here i am, blogging again. man.. better get a new skin soon. this skin is seriously screwing my fonts. other than that's the going's been good. hockey match against sengkang was like da bomb. thot i wouldn't be played but in the end replaced ben in 2nd half. ahahs. i think i played well, with all the ppl there to motivate me (i think playing left forward helped, got all the advice with coach 5metres away >.<)

lol, and today i just went out with marcus and his class. LOL ELTON COULDN'T STOP EATINGGG. lols we went watch movie and then LAN. halfway i thot lost my phone WAH SUPER SCARED SIA then in the end found in my bag. heng arh. lol.

wah. dunno why everyone so angst. valid reasons la of course. but whyy. its bad for your health.

this message is brought to you by AAA antiangstassociation

I’m coming home again
Do you think about me now and then
Do you think about me now and then
Cause I’m coming home again
Coming home again

But if you really cared for her
Then you wouldn’t of never
Hit the airport to follow your dreams
Sometimes I still talk to her
But when I talk to her, it always seems like she talkin about me
She said you left your kids, and they just like you
They wanna rap and make soul beats just like you
But they just not you and I just got through
Talkin bout what niggahs tryin to do just not new
Now everybody got the game figured out all wrong
I guess you never know what you got till it’s gone
I guess that’s why I’m here and I can’t come back home
And guess when I heard that when I was back home
Every interview I’m representing you making you proud
Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud
Jumpin in da crowd spark your lighters wave em around
If you don’t know by now I’m talkin bout Chi-town

I’m coming home again
Do you think about me now and then
Do you think about me now and then
Cause I’m coming home again
Coming home again
Baby do you remember when
Fireworks at Lake Michigan
Oh
Now I’m coming home again
Coming home again
Baby do you remember when
Fireworks at Lake Michigan
Oh
Now I’m coming home again
Maybe we can start again

2008-07-14T04:08:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

haha today was like, super slack. went hockey at 7.20am and was late >.<>BUT STILL!! haha actually timothy was chanalled all the way down the flank and passed to ramzi who sweeped (yes, i know that's not grammtical) the ball to yours truly at the far post and a SWEPT!! (and then got a toe cramp but.. nvm.)

then after trng pathy and eugene + other sec 4s were like screwing arnd under the clock tower DAMN FUNNY but then the APCG ppl had to come use the astro so couldn't play hockey tennis >.< so decided to eat at j8 (RI's turf - marcus) TURF HAHA GEDDIT? lol. okay lame. but then we went after like 1/2 hour of waiting for ryan they all playing tennis :D

after i came back i ralised my mom was out so played com for like 3hrs. haha wtf. then i called and she was like on some girl's outing with my aunt (her sis). sigh girls stuff la. ie hair, clothes.. zzzz . whatever. (okay im a MCP :D - jk la) so. yeah. thats all for today. cya!

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your own breaks

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

why the fad with song lyrics? ;)

2008-07-11T07:31:00.000-07:00

everything's going right for me. i have my friends, my grades, hockey (i think i played okay today, besides some screwups). i have everything. i think, i AM contented. i have everything but you. you know, i dreamt of you today; last night. i dreamt we were running, flying across this great plain. and there was this guy, this other guy. i dont know who he was, but he was with us too. then time passed, in the way they do in dreams, and i realised i had to leave. we shared a monent, a long one, and i was gone, flying, runnning back from where i came. i woke up and thought: today's for you. it is. i am.

i love you; whoever;whatever;you are;i am.

i hope this post wasnt too sappy/emo (i doubt the latter)

brandon, always.

2008-06-18T08:37:00.001-07:00

阿凡提我要

2008-06-16T23:32:00.000-07:00

heiy im back again. haha been so busy lately, especially with hockey. oh well, haha nothing to report unless you want to be bored with blow-by-blow accounts of cool hockey moves/manuvres/whatever. so, haha gotta go now! (and do my CHINESE homeowrk "AHHHHHH" xD

2008-06-12T02:11:00.000-07:00

ahh. this is stupid. ahaha. blogging three in a row. i think i'm really distracted from philo (refer to below post) anyway i was listening to black eyes peas and was jus' reminicin' in the words. about what?

dunno about when i was still a little boy (okay fine, im not that big now) like when i was that small when i woulld go marcus house eveyday and use his comp which was sooo much better than mine. and play stupid games and award ourselves computer time xD haha and listen to his mp3 (only black eyed peas songs! xD) and play scaler and r&c. haha and go play soccer.

sigh. i wish i could move back. i wish i could do so many things over again. but i cant huh? if i could it wouldnt be life. there would be no fun and no work. just fun. or just work, i guess. sigh. if only, if only.

2008-06-12T01:55:00.000-07:00

OMG I FOUND OUT SOMETHIIING. *deep breath* ruiyi tt day on yr birthday i was on yr lappy(laptop, you sick boy) playing elevator on imeem riiiight? and went i went home and login the next day, guess who's account i found on my log. apparently someone dint logoff and went places huh? haha. lol this is probable nonsense to everyone but lame K and ruiyi. and maybe marcus.

2008-06-12T01:42:00.000-07:00

ok im back. haha i guess i have to change my blog skins and all that. so childish huh? naw. but i guess i have to post something before i lose interest. (and then probably be lazy and just copy paste emo lyrics like everyone else.) haha i know u gonna kill me for that marcus. oh well. im supposed to be doing my philo (seriously, philosophy) now but oh well. tho i don't know why we need to study that. ANYWAY, before i start ranting about philo, better change to subject. sigh. what boring times i have.

morning:

hockey

Afternoon:

sleep

Night:

work.

ohwell. the upside is that im getting more tan ;)

tho the shop uncle spoke to me in malay that time. am i that tan? (i guess. can see monkey legs now x)

hehe. okay better go practice now. hope i can revive this blog so ancient its as old as zhiyuan's jokes.

oooooh yeah. that's gotta hurt.

2008-04-09T05:32:00.000-07:00

Hey! Hahas I’m back again. Wow I’m actually updating. Although this blog will probably die in max a few mnths. Sigh.

Kayy then, on to today’s stuff. Today had KILLER (I repeat, KILLER pt). read: track pt. I think I described it before. But lets give the benefit of the doubt. Erm we had to do 5x400m in uinder 1.5min and some other sprints and circuit (tho I think I’m helluva better in circuit than in pt; which isn’t much anyway XD)

Walao. I thot I was going to die man. Like seriously. I bet the sun was like thirty degrees or more. And it was so bright I couldn’t look at the ground. So I took of my specs and the world was just a blur of pain. Sia la. The world was spinning. Hehe Jesse said “this is real pt man.” I’ll have to agree. Oh well. I dun think you have to listen to my complaining anymore heh. Byee!

P.S. I think tmr I gonna wake up super sunburnt and pain all over

P.P.S. I know pt’s good for me. But oh well.

2008-04-08T09:03:00.000-07:00

whooo. first post in a year i think?? hahas. i wonder why the ppl nvr take my blog off. hrm. oh well. when i 'came back' i srsly had to make alot of changes 2 my template. *shrugs* the old stuff was abit... old? heh. dunno la. its like from another generation of my life. next time, when everyone's flying around in cars. i'll think 'wth, why did i sit at the conputer burning my eyes out writing a blog?' but, oh well. maybe we do things now so that next time we'll mock them and build on it and then succeed?
sigh. dunno why everyone is EMO. its cool for awhile then its just stupid. (talking about cool i think onion as cool emo hair. like srsly. click five standard. provided he washes his hair! eew. sorry dude. i just ruined your chances of a gf.) shi rui pointed that out. besides. you're in guitar dude, dun hate it.
lol. everytime i blog i alwaes post so loong. no wonder why i quit. lazeee. hahs. okay. thanks weeqin for encouraging me to post. i was deciding whether to update then i saw my tag with yr post and i was like THIS IS A SIGN and i did it! (okay la i admit it wasn't THAT dramtic but oh well.) XD

byee!

P.D.A by John Legend

2007-11-23T19:28:00.001-08:00

woah. long time. lol. anyways i was netting the other day and came across this song.. i remembered it from quite long ago. its great seriously. listen to it.

2007-09-27T03:46:00.000-07:00

woa.... not posted in a loong time lol. but then someone asked me to post again so.. here i am! haha. its raining again... rainy day today. okay. i'm talking nonsense now. whats wrong with me? dunno. just woke up lol. aiya... this first post in so long better keep it short. so.. off to play C&C! lols.

2007-07-13T07:33:00.000-07:00

hai.. taking a break from doin that damn re project that my gruop members just dumped on me like horse shit (hey, i like that analogy) and im soooo tired. like we had that wasted pe in the morning, stupeeed chinese and then hockey. after fifteen minutes we thot the coach wasnt going to come (yes!) then suddenly he came (nuuuuu!) and guess what. we had SUUUUUPER PT(physical torture :P). so here goes. (hope i dont bore you)
1. 35min of 1min jog, 1min run, 1min sprint for THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES
2. 5min break
3. REPEAT
4. FIREMAN'S CARRY HALF SQUATS
5. a damn gay sets of stations including lunges... ow my butt...
6. done.
7. not even ONE TOUCH of the ball!
8.wtffffff?!
never mind la.. i guess its just liddat. anyway gtg liao. haha. hope to keep you posted! hahas

2007-07-03T05:00:00.000-07:00

kayy.. i'm back, trying not to slack with my blogging. haha =) anyway today was quite fun, cos at first it started okay, then they say got some NSW crap. so.. okay. nvm. i just went to the test. then after that chiong home like shit and eat HELL fast then go Learning Lab(tm). then later at LL my teacher said that she leaving. Nuuuuuuuuu! okay. dun misunderstand me. i have no teacher relations wadever etc. >.< the prob is that i can only go tueday class cos i got hockey monday, wed, fri. then sat i got aspen(tm) and sunday got church. hai... now how. shit la. never mind. i see how then write again. hah. heres to a better day. tomorrow. the day after. wadever.

2007-06-27T23:14:00.000-07:00

yes! today holiday! cos the teachers got staff training =) but today got nothin much to talk abt so i talk abt ytd la.wed really sux. got goeg and CHINESE. AHHHH. but at least got hockey. so i was looking forqard to it. then guess what. i forgot my PE. damn. i was damn scared la. scarly the coach kill me. but then the coach dint come. wah heng ah. but then still i cant plae.should i go home?then i saw eugene(sec3 senior) and he lent me his PE! woot! haha. thanks eugene! you rock. so after that, to cut a very long story very short, i went training. happily ever after. THE END.i wish.

2007-06-26T05:07:00.000-07:00

today.2nd day of school. sigh.. still not used to school. have to wake up so early lor. hate it. hate it. hate it. hate it. but school was quite okay. CLE (Character and leadership development teacher) mr eng said that this two weeks will be all mthats left of him teaching us. *Sigh* one of the nicer teachers. but at least otto fong came back. when i told my dad, he said, 'how abt manual fong?' -.- anyway, saw our new hist teach mdm yati. shes in charge of hockey! yeah! hahas. anyway i go liao. plae dota! =)

2007-06-24T03:35:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! everyone! PANIC! its the last day of the holidays! no way. i HATE school. damn. but anyway thats how i felt last time back at tns so well, mebbe next time i'll feel like ri was super fun too. but well, for the momemt i think it can go and suck *****. sigh. okay i know that was very vulgar but i'm really frustrated. just when the holidays were getting fun, then this. sheesh. typical life huh? anyway, today started out shittily. after i church i went to eat prawn noodle. i thought we were buying back to home but when my parents started getting out of the car then i thought. shit. and i was wearing long sleeved shirt and pants! the temperature was 38 degrees! never mind. after this it gets better. i went to champion at peninsula plaza to buy a new hockey stick. dun say i hao lian lor. my old stick was really damn bashed up la. i'll try to post some pics if i can figure that out. okay. then after that its was okay-okay cos me and my dad got hungry on the drive home so we went to macs drive thru. got some food, went home, do work, go down to friends house. just to let some dog slobber all over my sox. damn. i hope it chokes on a hair ball. grr. so well, here i am. okay. post so long already.. need to go edit my template. bye! happy school. AGAIN!

2007-06-22T04:02:00.001-07:00

ok. sorry for the previous post. the 'testing' one. i had a little testing problem. please ignore. thanks.

2007-06-22T03:59:00.001-07:00

ok. testing testing.

2007-06-22T03:35:00.000-07:00

aiyoh. i know my blog abandoned freakin long but now i see so many ppl now got blog so well, just have to blog again i guess. i got in my account just by guessing using all my possible passwrds. haha! but you all who read this dont try la. you wont get in. its not even an english word for goodness sake. haha. but enough. ok this post will be short(unusual?). haha. anyway im listing to sean paul now (Get Busy) woots man! like that! haha. okok. got to go update my template my age and links all that. whew. long evening ahead!

2007-03-25T07:34:00.000-07:00

aiya... now just finished all the damn freakin homework... just now in the morning got tuition.. then do work awhile.. then sleep... but couldnt for awhile... then my fone alarm woke me up at 4.55pm and copied out chinese spelling one time and then marcus came. then went to the bball court and play. and there was this china guy who kept scoring even tho he was shooting the wrong way. and then me and marcus play 1v1 and he won 5-4. hey not bad liao leh.. he in bball team leh.. then we play 2v2 against a brother and a sister. the sister quite good but very scared of the ball so never tackle one. we won in the end.
then marcus saw his bball coach and we talked for a long time till marcus mum came to fetch him... so quite fun day... BESIDES THE WORK THAT IS!!

2007-03-23T07:13:00.000-07:00

hai... so bored today marcus say why i nvr post for so long liao.. so i post now lor. doin stupeed TLL homework.. muz do poem critique leh. very hard. the peom is ABSOLUTELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE. how to do you tell me... i wan to get new skin liao. and new song.. but i try to get the song always got problem one.. first, web under maintenance then, internet got prob.. aiyoh..
this is a relatively short post... i know. but for those who have been reading my blog and tagging frequently, I LOVE YOU!

2007-03-18T00:46:00.000-07:00

wah... i went to the beach on friday with some ljnians.. and lost my specs... wa siao man. 300 sumthing leh... and i just got it YESTERDAY!! *sigh* i was running, then suddely slipped and hit a rock and went under. then when i got up then my specs were gone.. sheesh. sky also lost his specs at the same time leh... lol. brothers in tragedy. ruined the whole outing too.. cant even see when we go cycling, almost crashed into two ppls.. then when i think what hapen when i go home and tell my parents, wah... hell man. then suddenly after we cycle out from the bedok jetty then one whole group of marathoners chiong at me.. then ruiyi bike chain slipped off and zikai and me stopped. and all the ppl in front chiong at the maratoners and disappeared. then ruiyi say he wanna stay behind later he catch up. so zikai and me go find the rest but for 15min still cannot find so damn confused... i mean, how much further can they cycle in 3osecs? so we chiong like siao then finally caught up... then we wanted to turn back for rui but then marcke go bang charm and weeqin and charm got three tiny scratches(according to marcus) and then whine alot(also according to marcus) and justin rode up and said, "whats up b*tch?" anf everyone was like "wth justin?!" lol. then when i went hme father damn angry dun let me go bowling and grounded siaxx... darryl want to come oso cannot. banned from hp oso leh... but i secretly go use in the bedroom then when they came in then i faster off and put under the bed(luckily the maid never vacuum it up the next day). then i msg zikai like crazy... he so gd leh. parents never scold him only say just save up to buy another pair... lucky punk. then in the morning nothin to do.. so i heck care jus go and play com... but my retarded msn suddenly gave up so i only go internet and download some crap like screensaver and stuff then i found some cool WoW pix which i am showcasing as my msn pix now. whoa! just tried my msn and finally can leh! i go msn chat now bb.

2007-03-15T09:10:00.000-07:00

now at night so late already... got nuthin' to do.. jus finished doing some lame chinese report... hai... my parents all sleep liao.. house so quite besides my typing sounds. feel like turning the radio on but at night got no dj so all the song sure damn crappy one. *sigh* dun feel like sleeping.. i just called tzy to conference about crap.. marcus telling lame jokes from his seniors and we tok about dota while weeqin feels pangseied. oya, i anyone knows wjere to buy a good cheap pair of Warcraft reign of choas + frozen throne please feel free to tag at my blog. i really appreciate... besides zion of course. hmmm.. toking about that, that day i saw a lord of the rings: return of the king for ps2 at $28 only!! i was so surprised i asked the man if he atgged the price right. woah... $28... okok... i type now i feel sleepy.. goodnight. *snore*

2007-03-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

haha. now same day still blogging.. lol. i got nothing to do la.. toking to marcus and weeqin on the fone. so bored la.. volcanic?? volcano?? dotdot.. nvm. marcus tokin crap. say weeqin never study... then now only then study.. lol.. marcus toking about tonoplast and big bird.. and weeqin restaurant.. aiya.. i noe you all cannot understand this la.. okok father want me to bathe liao.. goodnite. sleeptight. better get some sleep so CAN DO MORE **** WORK TOMORROW!!!

2007-03-14T04:11:00.000-07:00

wah.. my blog so long never update liao. i forgot all about it then one day i sent out a worldwide sos say how to rip music from cd (i noe not knowing is dumb but at least i noe now..) and justin say he know but must go tag his blog first then tell me. so i thought just go there type some crap can liao. but go there.. then read here read there.. suddenly feel like blogging again lor. (just in case you wanted to know, justin did tell me how.) aiyah. my blog super out of date. age there still put 11.. lol. but i think ill leve it lyk that. you know, for old times' sake. haha.. <3 you 6j '06!
hai... *lightbulb* oya... marcus and ruiyi got new gurrrrrrrlfren!!! lol. wooooooo! -------------- okay that was lame. but its still true. lol. but dun ask me hu. okay? just dont. PLEASE DONT. please please please dont. hmmm. today at tuition marcus me, ruiyi and arnold laff like siao. then at break go down to kfc and but 3 cheese fries(without cheese please) and one cup of tiger urine. then go up to class got food fight sia. arnold keep chewing the ice until dam small then drop it down ruiyi's shirt and his PANTS! lol. then when we marking our paper then everytime everything go wrong then we alll say ruiyi "*****" LOL. the teacher so fed up he go and say we all "BLOODY HELL DICKHEADS" i am NOT LYING. okay. if you want jokes go to kallang ****** center hor. ask marcus or ruiyi or arnold. they are all in ri from 7 to 12am for your convinience. SO NOW AT HOME WRITING MY BLOG ABOUT writing my blog about writing my blog...*pants for breath* phew. aiya. i go plae NFS Carbon liao. bb. *waves* lol. gayness..

2006-10-13T22:36:00.000-07:00

whoa. never knew the sea had so much stuff in it. and not jus cans and seaweed too. ytd i went the the bedok jetty at changi beach to fish wif my uncle, his wife, his two kids. nice. eye candy. (im refering to the babies, marcke, not babes) anw, it was quite simple actually, my uncle just went out to thigh height water and casts the net. only if it was as simple as it sounds. the waves were so big at night, he fell down into the water and got ALL wet. it was real, REAL cool. we got a pipefish 25cm long, a mini flounder, a prawn 15cm long, and a fish 10cm long. and those were the small ones. the were even poisonoius fishes! the looked liked stonefish, actually. brownish and got spikes.then we also caught some sotong and put them in a bucket with the rest. a bad idea. the ink came out in 3secs flat. then i suddenly discovered after abt 2mins later that the fish were all floating. that was normal right? but the problem was that they were floating UPSIDE-DOWN. DEAD!!! must have been the squid ink....kaiz.. i- aw man... gtg i goin to fly kite liao.

literally.

2006-09-29T05:33:00.000-07:00

todae got the childern's day celebrations.if u call a whole half-day's worth of ms lam and then some pathetic sweets that i could buy from the mama shop downstairs celebrations. actually it wasnt even a celebrations lor. 6A had mosburger and pizza hut... 6B had mcdonald's... at least 6H had a 1-hr break... 6I had A CLASS PARTY. man, we got so much damn stress i wanna scream. *groans* i cant even BEGIN to tell you how bad tao nan's getting. ppl say that wine matures with age. tao nan school is a hundered, but it'll only mature when cows produce chocolate and strawberry milk, people paddle about in chocolate rivers in boats made out of sweets and we can finally say,"Beam me up, Scotty!" (thats star trek, by the way. i was inspired when i watched the reruns the other day.)

mr tan gave that (supposedly) motivational speech in the morning. and we were happy all right, but for the wrong reasons. we were all laffing at his eeeenglish mistakes. same applied for the children's day speech. ms lam was shaking her head, even. she just scolded us for that mistake the other day. lol. okay,okay, i wont talk abtother ppl's mistakes when im not even sure if i can do better in front of such a big audience.

talking abt a big audience, you noe zhi yuan and dayna must do the 8 November(that's my b'dae, by the way) emcee thing, yea.... i realised that zhi yuan has gotta wear a tux!!=P (eat your heart out marcke!)that's a tuxedo for you people that dont noe. hmm. i wonder wat dayna's gonna wear. naaah. i dun wanna noe. haha. not an insult lah.

anyway, heres a very looong post. mt mum screaming liaoz. gtg.
P.S. im planning to flunk my PSLE and be a toilet cleaner. lol. cue the gasps plz.

2006-09-29T05:29:00.000-07:00

Oh crap. got ppl hack my blog. so the ppl hu seen the post that i deleted plz pardon me. it wasnt my fault anyway. i think i noe hu hacked lah. made sure s/he never bothered me again. urrgh. still get the creeps when i think of what could have happened had i forgotten to check my blog. urrrgh. a real bad repeat of what happened during the Sepember holidays. i think only SOME of u noe what i mean. nvm.

anyway, here's to me and my new blogskin!!!

2006-05-21T20:52:00.000-07:00

Sorry lah.... i very long never post liao.... i noe u all very pissed (or pissing =P ) lah. Aniways, i got no time. But thats wat i can talk about. DOes that make sense?? Nvm.

On Thursday Justin and Chow Bu came over for da project. (Correction: I did the work and they jus... well, did nothin.) When they came then my mum was lyk... *put the 2 bowls of chilli on the table *haha... i think she's tryin' to woo marcus and justin... they were eatin it lyk rice sia...

then both of them had to go down to the swimming pool bathroom to bathe and then justin kept peepin' at marcus... lol.

while we were doin' da project, marcus and justin had this lets-see-how-high-we-can-kick contast. Dam funny sia. It goes lyk: JUstin uses leg to switch of the light and and marcus has to turn it on. But marcus ..."HIIIIIYAH!!!" then collapse on da floor.... LOL.I laff so much that i forgot to save lor..

then on saturday i go chun's house for b'day party... then colin and Way J were there liao. Haha they needed my controller to plae... so i trashed them. Until yang wei came that is. that pretty much spoiled the game for me so i went upstairs to plae computer... walao... his com got 3 web programs, runescape, maple and age of mythology running at the same time lor!! no wonder y so lag....

2006-05-12T05:47:00.000-07:00

And I thought we had a few days of peace..... rest .... relaxation. but noooooooooooooooo..... sheesh. it just takes 4 words to spoil your whole day.... week..... holidays... nvm

Lesson 1: Gel is da worst thing u can hav with u in bed besides well.... nvm.... aniway..... jus try. Or mebbe not. Major hangover.... and then u just want to sleep someore... which kinda makes it worse.... dun let me lecture u on the fineries of hair(oh man.... the effects of sitting with yuxin)..... and all.....

Lesson 2: Never ever , ever, ever sleep before tuition. Then add the hair-over and u get the best tuition on earth. Namely.... yr teach gets so dam excited by your hait that.... she gives you tons of homework.... yes!!! great.

crap.... better get new skin lah.... marcus keep complainin'

2006-05-10T01:53:00.000-07:00

Today was a realli BLACK day 1st.... Ms Lam was BLACK mood.... come in scold lyk bloody ****. then in skool it was rainin' and da sky was BLACK. then on da taxi back frm tuition, saw dis guy... got ear pircin'.... and his earings were BLACK. at 1st i tot tt thay were the magnetic thingy but.... nvm. then i came back and saw this car.... and then at da back was da poster " all blacks!!!" (the rugby team u nerds) then i went down and there was this BLACK shyt smeared all over da sidewalk.... hpoe my day dosent get any BLACKER.

2006-05-05T05:27:00.000-07:00

FREAK OUT !!! i saw sumone smarter than me!!!!! lol.... that's kind of a zhi-yuan style biginning...next ill be doin' sum IDENTITY THEFT and goin around on ppl's blogs posting crap.... Walao... i read da little jon 1st bk todae finally. Vivian and zhi yuan wanted the bk too so dey were lyk... " older ppl read 1st" walao... lytt i no need to read liaoz neh... hahas read till da lame cake confectionery thingy then yuyxin wanted it.... AGAIN..... love that comment abt General Grevious....heh..... marcke would have killed yuxin 4 tt....aniway.... it disgraces warcraft man!!

Then later on da bus... theres this guy..... jus came up and plonked his butt on da seat next to me and .... 'u how old?'.... sheesh no respect for elders.... i noe im not tt old meself but i was obviouysly older than him.... turned out that he was in p4 ... then exchange skool and ...'u wanna see smthin?' okaaaayyyyy...*pulles out tao nan test papaer from bag* WOW.... FASCINATING!! SO COOL IM GONNA FAINT!! i noe im evil... but nvm.... not da point.then we tok abt exam formats..... can u believe it ?? me?? tokin' abt exam formats?? sheesh and this guy had dam good vocab. i watched sum vampire movie once.... mebbe da boi had such good vocab cos' he was 600 yrs old..... lame shyt... sow plz..... dun disgrace little jon and tok abt EXAM FORMATS.... i repeat.... blah...blah.... formats....=.='''

2006-04-30T21:00:00.000-07:00

2dae everybodi slack again neh? well, i did. I was lyk rolling around on my chair and then saw this form-thingy on my dad's desk.... so went and look...." we're very keen to noe wat uor ALUMNI hav been up to" i mean .... up to? they make it sound lyk its a crime....

aniways, didnt wan to do someore work, so went out to read papaers..... then saw da ad for x-men found some new punks..... angel, beast..... and tt gal at da back in red.... is she phenix? i mean.... jean grey died in X-MEN 2 so..... mebbe shes back.... but i tot phenix was supposed to be bad..... no, tt was dark phenix... nvm... jus gotta watch... ARRGH!! syn bugging me to plae gb.... gtg...

2006-04-28T05:59:00.000-07:00

Wa lao.... 2dae.... down on luck lah.... my dad dun believe in luck.... sheesh. !st, in da morning, Ms lam so pissed , kena scolded .... lol Sky was lyk.... " F*** C****" them i smile at him den both of us laff... then ytd.... (was it? i do 2 much compo lah... blur liaoz.....) we went to science centre then this einstien guy was going up and down da rope..... so many times i tot his ***** pain ah....

sheesh.. too tired to write lah.....

2006-04-25T03:03:00.000-07:00

Lol... i noe my post very late until Ben reminded me todae.... at the hwa chong math olimpiad... no, olympiack!!(spasticboi style) they had the seating arrangement on the board rite? Then someone, (not me) went to erase dayna's name; Yong became ON then wei wei became WI WI and dayna became DAY. da boiz did it when da gals were in da loo so when they came back we were *hold yr breath and wait for the explosion* even da muifek was like *go out of da class and laff like crazy, come back and laff someore* then during da exam all da boiz keep going toilet..... muifek "why u keep going toilet?!" all the boiz "cos' todae is wi wi day!!" then you could almost imagine dayna... "1...2...3... SHUT!!" well then the muifek was so pissed during our break , "SHADUPP..... AND DUN EAT!!!" then everybodi froze wif the kit kat half-in-half out and look around *SWALLOW* then oops.... and the muifek just wok away den onli got 1 muifek one-man-show.......and somoer he was da youngest 1... talk abt deserting......

2006-04-23T02:57:00.000-07:00

HELP ME MAMA!!!

Wat an eventful two daes.... ytd i go 2 me cousin's b'day.... (legend: S.H.E.= a cousin s.h.e.=cousin HE a.k.a. barrel=cousin Sac= birthday boi Gen= kid/gal Lyt=Gen's sis) and charm and yuxin, i cant answer cos' she'll kill me

The party was held at da hall at ma house.... was there rite after tuition at about 4:15. I had to ba da errand-runner (aaron?! nvm.) go to mobil, buy bread and ice. Guess wat? They didnt have ice but i took da bread .... so i couldnt refuse to pay rite? So jus pay for the bread then go to the 'Shell' to buy ice.... then so many ppl cut my queue... tot that punk wif the hair was my dad or somefing....*roll eyes*....then i asked da woman where da ice. SO go out and find, find then finally, came back in wif da bag of ice... luckily this guy let me in da queue... then RLH all da way back to da hall n drink 3 cans of peach tea all at once.....

Godsend... my dad brought down da radio.... guess wat? there was this guy on.... not your Tom, Dick or Harry either... it was the one and only...... THONG! yeah! thong!! who would wanna name thier son/daughter/some-monster-they-picked-up-on-the-street Thong?! My dad and i were like rolling around.... then my mum came in and so we had to turn down the vol.......in the end we couldnt control it and my mum knew aniway.... well, she laffed wif us.Then da MCdonalds ppl started coming and we REALLY had to turn down da vol....

then Gen and Lyt came.... then they were lyk ' I'm reading!! dun disturb!! bEauty and da beast 4-eva!!!!' LUckily, S.H.E. and s.h.e. came, and i had some sane conversation. in the end s.h.e. and me had to babysit when S.H.E. went to tuition. then there was this dork who kept whacking the ballons into the swimming pool.... then I had to take it....then he went and stood on the ledge bside da pool and went, "mum!! I wan water!! quick gimme!!" i felt lyk saying " u wan water?! i'll give it to you!!" * a go0od shove and BIG splash* sheesh... at least he idotically jumped into da water and got his shoes and sox wet, and then "MOMMA!! MY SOX AND SHOES ARE WET!!!" sheesh.... and i tot barrel was bad last time....

Then Gen took the ballon-on-a-stick and wet it and ficked water at DA DORK. Then me and s.h.e. were "we should make a fairy tale about Gen and her lollipop(the balloon)" *laughs and i splash her*

and then 2day got chased by some dog.... went two rounds around da whole place and something HAD to go... so i jumped.... into da swimming pool. WHEN I CAME OUT, it gave me that ohhh-how-much-is-that-doggie-in-the-window puppy dawg eyes but i still wanted to neuter it wif a blunt and rusty scissors.....

2006-04-21T02:46:00.000-07:00

*TARZAN HOWL, KING KONG BEATS ....ahem.....CHEST*

TZY:' Push!!!!'
'EH! crazy uh? Go woodbridge l-'
'ya! P1 go woodbridge...P2 go steel bridge... cos' he soooo fat, da bridge break then he no more skool...'
'See! I so good ... no sko-'
'yeah! Jump for joy..... but dun get stuck!' * then kena zap like crazy*

Juice: *some crap about Chilli opening his mouth*
Chilli: 'Ya so?! I open mouth cannot meh?'
' Shaddap lah....'
' ya! u wan-'
'shaddap!!!'
'yeah! JUice sooooooo jealous chilli open mouth cos' he DOSENT hav bad breath!' *run like hell*

yeah..... all that crappened at the sports meet today, plus a lot of lying, roasting in the bus,bridges breaking and mostly crapping around....

thats why i love sports meets.

2006-04-20T03:34:00.000-07:00

BIRDS. Somebody's favorite subject....

Today.... walking to the bus stop... saw this dead bird. Correction: more like a mess of blood, feathers, blood, and a beak. Couldn't really eat lunch after that... plus this guy almost stepped on it. He was halfway there then " eh! got dead bird lah..." "ah?ewwwwww....wads this red thingy on my shoe?" "ermmmmm.... blood." "huh? ewwww..." that guy really had great vocab. It was an honour meeting him. even thru a dead bird.

2006-04-18T22:57:00.000-07:00

So much for so little homework.... if Ms Lam don't give then mother give someore. Plus da sports meet clash with tuition so at first it was 'Woohoo! NO tuition!' Then later ' What?! Don't go?! no way!!' Then da NEXT day, ma cousins b'day so i gotta do hw like mad guy.... or mebbe super nerd everyday.....sheesh. So that I can go and have... McDonalds!!! Sheesh. Its kinda gets disgusting after awhile... chicken nuggets and all... Still, better than mountains of homework,mountains of homework,mountains of homework, and more mountains of homework.

2006-04-10T03:41:00.000-07:00

Sheesh.... We got totally trashed in da St. Andrews Science+Math competition..... but still, Hario got 3rd.... oops. im not supposed to tell.... uuuuuuuuuu didnt seeeeeee anything ( penguin style).
lol. 2day teach gave us a lecture abtstaying clean after reccess for da lessons..... in P4, da teach made 3/4 of da class stand out side cos' we stank(according to her...) Joshua was lyk...." Y dont U stand outside and teach...." teach heard and he got a thrashing....kena extra 2 times of xi zi.

2006-04-08T02:23:00.000-07:00

Coincidence? Lyk... da previous month or something my group did a play on Martin Luther King(MLK) Guess what... when I was listening to WKRZ i heard da whole speech by that MLK guy. With all that "I HAVE A DREAM!!" thing. Then... it was black eyed peas.... it kinda freaked me out.... putting those two together.....

2006-04-06T03:00:00.000-07:00

Wah! Ytd i fell was downstairs rollerblading/playing cricket. I hit a six!!( A home run) THen guess what? yeah.... i fell down. On my butt. Breaking da fall wid ma hands was bad idea. For 10 secs i was on da floor rolling around in grass, dog poop and other stuff i dont wanna know. It was dam friggin pain alright. Then when i got moi sanity back, it was lyk dat scene in Spiderman 2 when Doc Ock wakes up in da horsepital and all those nurses starind down at him.... Urgh.....

So 2day thoght dat i dont play basketball. Played it anyway. Tripped up Sky and fell down moiself. arm hurt again. Great. I cant even push stuff. Urgh

2006-04-05T03:21:00.000-07:00

In case u all are wondering wat my name is all about......(besides nintendo fans....)
This blog is named after a cute, pink, furry, sqiushy, punky guy called.... KIRBY!!! Catchphrase is : Right back at Ya!!! Anyway, thought of this when i was playing Super Smash at ma fren's house 2 day.....