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Sunday, April 23, 2006

HELP ME MAMA!!!

Wat an eventful two daes.... ytd i go 2 me cousin's b'day.... (legend: S.H.E.= a cousin s.h.e.=cousin HE a.k.a. barrel=cousin Sac= birthday boi Gen= kid/gal Lyt=Gen's sis) and charm and yuxin, i cant answer cos' she'll kill me

The party was held at da hall at ma house.... was there rite after tuition at about 4:15. I had to ba da errand-runner (aaron?! nvm.) go to mobil, buy bread and ice. Guess wat? They didnt have ice but i took da bread .... so i couldnt refuse to pay rite? So jus pay for the bread then go to the 'Shell' to buy ice.... then so many ppl cut my queue... tot that punk wif the hair was my dad or somefing....*roll eyes*....then i asked da woman where da ice. SO go out and find, find then finally, came back in wif da bag of ice... luckily this guy let me in da queue... then RLH all da way back to da hall n drink 3 cans of peach tea all at once.....

Godsend... my dad brought down da radio.... guess wat? there was this guy on.... not your Tom, Dick or Harry either... it was the one and only...... THONG! yeah! thong!! who would wanna name thier son/daughter/some-monster-they-picked-up-on-the-street Thong?! My dad and i were like rolling around.... then my mum came in and so we had to turn down the vol.......in the end we couldnt control it and my mum knew aniway.... well, she laffed wif us.Then da MCdonalds ppl started coming and we REALLY had to turn down da vol....

then Gen and Lyt came.... then they were lyk ' I'm reading!! dun disturb!! bEauty and da beast 4-eva!!!!' LUckily, S.H.E. and s.h.e. came, and i had some sane conversation. in the end s.h.e. and me had to babysit when S.H.E. went to tuition. then there was this dork who kept whacking the ballons into the swimming pool.... then I had to take it....then he went and stood on the ledge bside da pool and went, "mum!! I wan water!! quick gimme!!" i felt lyk saying " u wan water?! i'll give it to you!!" * a go0od shove and BIG splash* sheesh... at least he idotically jumped into da water and got his shoes and sox wet, and then "MOMMA!! MY SOX AND SHOES ARE WET!!!" sheesh.... and i tot barrel was bad last time....

Then Gen took the ballon-on-a-stick and wet it and ficked water at DA DORK. Then me and s.h.e. were "we should make a fairy tale about Gen and her lollipop(the balloon)" *laughs and i splash her*

and then 2day got chased by some dog.... went two rounds around da whole place and something HAD to go... so i jumped.... into da swimming pool. WHEN I CAME OUT, it gave me that ohhh-how-much-is-that-doggie-in-the-window puppy dawg eyes but i still wanted to neuter it wif a blunt and rusty scissors.....

/b a c k. t o. t o p.

posted at 2:57 AM